January 2012
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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Does anyone have a kik?
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plan for tonight.
stay at home with my family eat appetizers drink apple cider watch those new years things blog about it roll fruit end of new years tv special go on tumblr listen to the beatles stay up until 2 am yay~
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Listenformerlyofthemugwumps: Someone To Watch Over Me...
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Meeting Paul McCartney
Paul: Hi! How are you?
Me: Oh my god. I love you. Where are your tweezers? Where is your mascara? How did it feel to fuck John? I know you two were in love. Never mind that, fuck me instead. Marry me.
Paul: What?
Me: I'm alright.
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lol. i love how everyone else i know is going out with their friends to parties and drinking and things. and i’m just with my cat.
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lovedincapetown asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs :)
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brand0nbelt asked: omg that sounds perfecto. let's do it. c:
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*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
*log out*
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Some people are in 2012 right now while im just...
stormagedondarklordofall: youarehypnotisingme:
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
shellimouto: litttlewitch: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 this is awesome
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new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
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c: →
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so i'm watching all of the harry potter movies on...
my life is perf right now.
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Me before game: I love my team so much!
Me during game: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING, FUCKING SHOOT YOU TWATS
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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shuh-nell asked: You are simply beautiful,nice,and sweet. I love your voice when you sing lol. c: <3
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